unwritten life

When is a monster not a monster? Oh, will you love me?

my roleplaying characters.


Within the last couple days:

• Robin Willians died

• an innocent black teenager was shot to death

• a police officer at west lake mall maced a black man that just happened to walk by, then arrested him and refused him water

• policemen have been using brute force against peaceful protesters

• Ebola has broken out

• 94 people were killed in 3 days in the Ukraine

• people have begun to plan a real life purge

Someone please tell me. What, in THE HELL is going on

August 21 + 187429
Accent Challenge
by Me + 54 plays

Since Dusk so kindly tagged me, I bring you this horrifying audio of myself. WARNING: I am trash. To contribute, I tag Pokebro, DenielSharman, and Not-just-another-fan.

Find the Questions here.

August 21 + 4
Anne Carson, from “The Glass Essay” (via vrban) August 21 + 28417
You're Gonna Go Far, Kid
by The Offspring + 552,753 plays
Now dance, fucker, dance.
Man, he never had a chance,
And no one even knew
It was really only you.
August 21 + 104180


*sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him 

August 21 + 93613
+ 3,465,039 plays



This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.
August 21 + 587892


one of these people is going to get off the island

August 21 + 606012


Misha Collins’ Ice Bucket Challenge

"It’s not a contest about who has a higher tolerance for pain. However, if it were a contest, I would win."

August 21 + 38128